Wire Article Archive

Every article The Wheaton Wire has published.


Horoscopes – Issue 10

Kavita PremkumarMar 21, 2022
Horoscopes – Issue 10

The Punxatawney Phil of horoscopes: baseless, random and only correct 39% of the time. Pisces   •  Feb. 19 to March 20 Curiosity may have…

Can a Computer Be Conscious?

Michael KanyongoloMar 21, 2022
Can a Computer Be Conscious?

A psychological dive into the brain-computer connection.

The Russian Ukrainian Conflict, Explained

Kavita PremkumarMar 1, 2022
The Russian Ukrainian Conflict, Explained

As Russian forces mobilize on the Ukrainian border, many Westerners may see more similarities than differences between the two countries. Both are countries in Eastern…

Euphoria: The Rebirth of the Shared Television Experience?

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Euphoria: The Rebirth of the Shared Television Experience?

Will Rue ever become sober? Will Maddie (insert Alexa Demie’s voice) ‘li-Ke literally’ kill Cassie? Is Sam Levison a creep? The HBO Max high school…

Athlete Feature: Matthew Lambert

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Athlete Feature: Matthew Lambert

For some, running is viewed as a punishment, but to Matt Lambert ’24 it is part of who he is as a person. Since middle…

Same Sport, Different Recognition

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Same Sport, Different Recognition

Whenever I turn on the television these days, most of the same themes ring throughout all the sports channels. Men get all the flash and…

Briefs by Ben (02.23.2022)

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022

Return of the PAC The Programming and Activities Council (PAC) have changed their name to the Wheaton Events Board (WEB) with a unanimous vote. PAC…

Wheaton Virtually Hosts Seventh Annual Dr. MLK Jr. Legacy Celebration

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Wheaton Virtually Hosts Seventh Annual Dr. MLK Jr. Legacy Celebration

On Feb. 3, 2022, at 5 p.m., Wheaton held its seventh annual Martin Luther King Celebration event. The event consisted of a showcase of children’s…

The Zodiac Signs as ~Goldfish Flavors~

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
The Zodiac Signs as ~Goldfish Flavors~

525If the horoscopes weren’t enough for you, here’s what goldfish type I think each zodiac sign would be and why. I will not hold back.…

Ozark’s Mid-Season Finale Doesn’t Disappoint

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Ozark’s Mid-Season Finale Doesn’t Disappoint

Spoiler warning: This article contains major spoilers for Season 4 of Ozark. If you aren’t caught up yet on the show, please close your browser…

Human Trafficking at Wheaton? (Satire)

Kavita PremkumarFeb 24, 2022
Human Trafficking at Wheaton? (Satire)

Lock your windows and doors. Someone is going to come in and snatch you in the middle of the night… or not. Who caused the…

Live Action Stop Motion: How Wes Anderson Transcends Medium

Live Action Stop Motion: How Wes Anderson Transcends Medium

Note: The author has since soured on Wes Anderson and the uniformity of his production and directing style. Try something new Wes we’ve seen it…

A Brief Study on College Student Listening Habits 

Michael KanyongoloJan 19, 2022
A Brief Study on College Student Listening Habits 

Does a student’s major effect the amount of time they spend listening to music?

A Psychological Viewing of Sorry To Bother You

Michael KanyongoloJan 13, 2022
A Psychological Viewing of Sorry To Bother You

Sorry to Bother You is a film with familiar social commentary expressed in increasingly strange and unfamiliar ways. It has something to say about capitalism,…

Last Night In Soho: Edgar Wright’s “Golden Age Thinking”

Madison MorinJan 5, 2022
Last Night In Soho: Edgar Wright’s “Golden Age Thinking”

Warning: Spoilers of the films Last Night in Soho (2021) and Midnight in Paris (2011) Have you ever felt nostalgia for a time you never…

American Brand Loneliness: The Namesake

Kavita PremkumarJan 5, 2022

Author’s Note: This article contains spoilers! You probably don’t remember how many people were present at your birth. Your parents likely consider such a detail…