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Dr. Parker Addresses Questions on Campus Identity, Engagement During SGA Senate Visit

ByGrayce Howe '29Apr 16, 2026

On March 31, 2026, Vice President for Student Affairs Darnell Parker visited SGA’s Senate meeting and answered a variety of questions regarding changes in student…

Dining Services Plans Changes to Chase Dining Hall

ByKhushi Parikh '26Apr 16, 2026
Dining Services Plans Changes to Chase Dining Hall

Dining Services is planning a series of changes to Chase Dining Hall to improve throughput, flow, and the overall dining experience. These include moving the…

Wheaton Men’s Volleyball Caps Inaugural Season with Program Milestones

ByKhushi Parikh '26Apr 16, 2026
Wheaton Men’s Volleyball Caps Inaugural Season with Program Milestones

The Wire would like to congratulate the Wheaton Men’s Volleyball team on finishing 11-16, tying for the most wins of any inaugural Division III men’s…

The Wheatones Celebrate Their 80th Year With an Overdue Alumni Concert

ByLogan Markwell '28Apr 16, 2026
The Wheatones Celebrate Their 80th Year With an Overdue Alumni Concert

Alto, mezzo, and soprano voices blended in perfect harmony as they soared into the rounded ceiling of Weber Theatre on March 29. In their 80th…

COLUMN: World Affairs, Student Stakes

ByKhushi Parikh '26Apr 16, 2026

The Narrative of the Modern Economy In Econ 403: Global Economic Controversies on April 2, during a discussion on inequality, a peer pointed out something…

Column: The Unfiltered Transcript

Column: The Unfiltered Transcript

April showers bring May flowers, but here at Wheaton we are seeing many sunny and warm days continuing to welcome spring to campus. Many students…

Why Does the Spring Semester Seem So Much Busier?

ByClaire Martin '28Apr 16, 2026

With the flowers and animals finally coming out in the early spring, so too does the dread of many college students. Many find the spring…

Letter From the Editor

ByKhushi Parikh '26Apr 16, 2026
Letter From the Editor

Dear Wheaton, It is not often that a campus newspaper finds itself remixed into anonymous manifestos. Whether through impromptu conversations in the library or anonymous…

Opinion: Why Would You Ever Buy Protein Water?

ByLogan Markwell '28Apr 16, 2026
Opinion: Why Would You Ever Buy Protein Water?

As a new addition to the protein craze, water has joined the ranks of endless protein-forward and infused products on grocery store shelves, a range…

Ed Grande and Taylor Tall: The Acoustic Duo

ByJonathan Purvis '29Apr 16, 2026
Ed Grande and Taylor Tall: The Acoustic Duo

On March 28, those in attendance of the Wheaton Events Board’s “Wheaton’s Got Talent” were in for a real treat. Two musically active students, Aidan…

Lily Maguire’s Capstone Film “Doors” Demonstrates Possibilities for Film Students

ByLogan Markwell '28Apr 1, 2026
Lily Maguire’s Capstone Film “Doors” Demonstrates Possibilities for Film Students

The production of a Wheaton student’s senior capstone film is turning heads on campus. The film, “Doors,” by Lily Maguire ’26, melds poetry with film…

Young Hall to Pilot Single Gendered Living in the Upcoming Academic Year

ByGrayce Howe '29Apr 1, 2026

Wheaton’s Young Hall dormitory will pilot male-only and female-only gendered flooring for residents starting this upcoming fall. The three floors of the lower campus living…

Acting Phishy: Wheaton Hit With Recent Influx of Scam Emails

BySophia Collie '29Mar 23, 2026

Over the past couple of weeks, Wheaton’s community has been ravaged by scam emails. These malicious emails range from false job offers to ominous threats…

“Under New Management:” College Hearing Board Departs SGA for Dean of Students’ Office

ByDeren Sozer '27Mar 22, 2026

Wheaton’s Student Government Association approved a proposal for the College Hearing Board to leave SGA in a Senate vote on Jan. 27. CHB, the school’s…

Alumni Returns as Keynote Speaker for MLK Legacy Celebration

ByJonathan Purvis '29Mar 22, 2026
Alumni Returns as Keynote Speaker for MLK Legacy Celebration

The MLK Legacy Celebration, a yearly tradition that began in 2015, was held in Hindle Auditorium on Feb. 10. The celebration, aimed at remembering the…

The Brown Shooting Impact on Wheaton and Updated Campus Safety Precautions

ByGrayce Howe '29Mar 22, 2026

In a recent Student Government Association meeting, Associate Vice President for Student Affairs and Dean of Students Zachary Irish discussed the new safety regulations going…