Halloweekend made a mess of all of us and so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Congrats! You made it another week, but don’t get too excited there’s another one coming. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 I don’t know what you’re doing but keep it up, it’s working. I […]
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Star Stuff (Issue 5)
As it grows closer to Halloween and to the end of the semester, it can be daunting. So is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Oh damn…you went and did that. Nice. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Hold me back bro. Hold me back! Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. […]
Star Stuff (Issue 4)
It’s midterm season and everything is falling apart but hey, so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Good for you. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Put the cash away. Give your bank account a nap. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Shhhhhh… No. No…shhhh. Capricorn | Dec. 22 […]
Star Stuff (Issue 3)
Smell the autumn wind? Hear the leaves rustling? October is here and so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 It is your time to shine baby! The ghosts howl your name on the equinox. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 52, 194 Sagittarius | Nov. 22 […]
Just Star Stuff (Issue 1)
First weeks are gone, autumn is here with falling leaves, pumpkin spice and 80 degree weather. The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Sneaky aren’t you… you might have thought no one noticed you doing that… but I did. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to […]
Just Star Stuff (Issue 13)
I love tarot cards and doing readings, so for this issue, I want to give each sign a reading! Don’t @ me, this is for fun…. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Tarot Card: The Lovers Interpretation: Love is in the air! Embrace your relationships, whether that be romantic, platonic, or something in between! […]
Just Star Stuff (Issue 12)
I love tarot cards and doing readings, so for this issue, I want to give each sign a reading! Don’t @ me, this is for fun…. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Tarot Card: The Lovers Interpretation: Love is in the air! Embrace your relationships, whether that be romantic, platonic, or something in between! […]
Just Star Stuff (Issue 11)
Hello fellow students! The weather is getting warmer and I have a question for y’all: are you ready for BUGS?! Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Stranger Things! Season 3! Let’s get hyped, my fellow creepy ghoul busters! If you’ve never seen it, the universe demands that you do. Now, please, do yourself this […]
Just Star Stuff
Gimme a minute, Billy Porter knocked me down with that perfect fashion moment. Here are some weird March holidays for you to celebrate. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 National Frozen Food Month – finally, I can celebrate Totino’s the way I’ve always wanted! Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 National Celery Month […]
Just Star Stuff (Issue 9)
Whoops, y’all. I went and became a senior? I’m graduating? When did that happen? Someone build a time machine please, take me back. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 You’re beautiful. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Everyone desserts a cheesecake. Haha. Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 You look […]