Star Stuff (Issue 3)

Smell the autumn wind? Hear the leaves rustling? October is here and so is your horoscope.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

It is your time to shine baby! The ghosts howl your name on the equinox. 

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 52, 194

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

You look good today – new hair?

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Don’t let anyone bring you down today, literally. 

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

Mercury is somehow still in retrograde. Grab some chocolate and push through.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 

   Why? Why! Why…

Aries | March 21 to April 19 

Stop talking about Area 51. This is getting ridiculous.

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

  It’s your turn to pay for drinks. Stop pretending it’s not.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

  Instagram is a sinkhole, stop looking for answers in your ex’s feed.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

  I’m just spitballing here so take everything with a grain of salt.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

Mysteries are everywhere… embrace it or perish.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22  Sometimes a plan is more unhelpful than helpful.