Star Stuff (Issue 4)

It’s midterm season and everything is falling apart but hey, so is your horoscope.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Good for you. 

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Put the cash away. Give your bank account a nap.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21


No. No…shhhh.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

 Try calling. We don’t have time for being left on “read.” 

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. But are we ever really alone.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 

   Something wicked this way comes…

Unlucky numbers: 5, 2, 143

Aries | March 21 to April 19 

Join the party, it is time to dance!

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

  You’ve been having so much fun recently…almost too much fun.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

  Okay, smartypants, give someone else a chance at answering a question.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

  Not everyone agrees with you. It’s okay, we know they’re fools.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

 The stars are God’s daisy chain. You figure it out.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22  You need to chill. Finish this project before you start the next one.