Let’s give it up to weather for its outstanding performance thus far this semester. Tens across the board, it’s raining sunlight in 30 degrees and I’m living for it. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Later this week, you will be visited by three ghosts: Mrs.Past will come to you in the form of […]
Did you know Shaggy actually plucked the souls of his cast members from their bodies in Scooby Doo (2002)? It was only by his divine will that they were allowed to return. Heed this movie’s many warnings. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 I think I can hear the whispers of long-forgotten fuzzy socks […]
Aries; March 21 – April 19 Look up, look down, now turn it all around. Congratulations, you’ve now finished my incantation to summon an astral projection of you into my living room. We’re having tea, and it’s lovely. Sorry, you can’t be here. Taurus; April 20 – May 20 Read a book! Read every book […]