Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Speak up or shut up. Taurus (April 20 – […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 4/13 – 4/20
Horoscopes for the Week of 3/21 – 3/27
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Something big is coming, be prepared. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You think your approach is always right because you’re always right, check yourself. Gemini […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 3/14 – 3/20
Aries (March 21 – April 19) It’s okay to ask someone for help. We all need some support to restore our purpose. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Figuring out what matters […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 3/7-3/13
Aries (March 21 – April 19) In situations, there is no one person to blame, take some responsibility and move on. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Just because you don’t have […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 2/28-3/6
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Take some time for imagining. Daydreams are your friend. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Focus on what you make this week, not money-wise. Money isn’t […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 2/21 – 2/27
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Let’s figure it out this week, Aries. This is a good opportunity to figure out what things are worth putting all of your energy into. You […]
Horoscopes of Week of 2/14-2/20
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Does your space need a little sparkle, Aries? You could be in a mood to give your space a little upgrade this week. Your creative side […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 2/7-2/13
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Sometimes you have to go on an adventure to find what you’re looking for, Aries. You are on the right track. This is the time when […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 12/6 – 12/13
Aries (March 21 – April 19) It’s finally time to get your home in order, Aries. Now that school is done for the semester, you can focus on getting organized! Don’t worry […]
Horoscopes for the Week of 11/29-12/5
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Have you been putting off your schoolwork, Aries? Take a minute to think about your goals. Is procrastination helping? No. Only one more week then it’s break […]