Just Star Stuff (Issue 1)

First weeks are gone, autumn is here with falling leaves, pumpkin spice and 80 degree weather. The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Sneaky aren’t you… you might have thought no one noticed you doing that… but I did.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

You’re charming and always seem to get where you want to go eventually. Well, good for you. Really, I’m happy for you! It’s fine. I’m fine.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Ugh… I mean why do I even try. You never listen do you, sweetie?

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

     Hey! Sharing is caring, give your friend a chance and let them borrow that thing… You know the one.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 

      It’s a good week for love and relationships. Speak your mind and don’t let courtesy outweigh what you want.

Sidenote: You’ve got some chives in your teeth.

Aries | March 21 to April 19 

You like driving a lot, but this is not the week for it. Parking space is sparse and you deserve to keep your spot!

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

  …what? Oh sorry, um, the moon made you crazy or something.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

  Seek out some fun opportunities before you go full Shining. Don’t overthink it.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    You’ve been going a bit overboard with the DIY. Chill.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Chocolate and roses feed the soul.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    The Sun and Mars are still in your sign. You have tons of energy and it’s exhausting to look at.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22      Look, just have a good week. Make good choices, and for the love of everything don’t wait until the last second on that assignment.