Wire Article Archive

Every article The Wheaton Wire has published.


Star Stuff (Issue 6)

Abram BuehnerNov 7, 2019
Star Stuff (Issue 6)

Halloweekend made a mess of all of us and so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Congrats! You made it another…

How Odd Future Influenced a New Generation of Music Fanatics

Abram BuehnerNov 7, 2019

I was eleven years old when Tyler, Tyler dropped his music video for “Yonkers”. At the time, it seemed almost as if the world had…

Beard and Weil Gallery Opening

Abram BuehnerNov 7, 2019

On Oct. 23, the Beard and Weil Galleries, in the Watson Fine Arts Center, opened their exhibition to the Wheaton community. Until Dec. 12, everyone…

Have a ‘gourd’ time this October!

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

After October break, getting back into the swing of things may seem daunting with the many hours of studying ahead of you. However, in the…

Album Review of “Beautiful Oblivion” By Issues

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

On Oct. 4, Issues, a metalcore band from Georgia, released their third studio album entitled Beautiful Oblivion. The album includes thirteen songs with a runtime…

New England’s Scariest Town Being Preserved

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

As Halloween quickly approaches and everyone begins to plan seasonal festivities, keep in mind a notably spooky city in the Bay State. On the North…

Unveiling New Anti-Mosquito Technology (A Satire Article)

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

*Writers note: The following article is a work of satire, please do not take any of it as truth. Any specific people mentioned in any…

Take a seat. An advice column

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019
Take a seat. An advice column

Dear Payce,                                                                 I watch too many YouTube videos and I want to watch fewer. I always tell myself not to watch so many, but then…

Is Water Wet?

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

Science is defined as the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through…

Newitts and a New Coach

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

While the men’s team’s autumn season came to a close earlier, the Wheaton women’s tennis team competed in the New England Women’s Intercollegiate Tennis Tournament…

Is Dating Dead or Just Changing?

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019

In a world of ever-changing technology and apps such as Tinder, is traditional dating strong enough to survive?  When comparing the current dating climate to…

Big PlayStation Reveal

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019
Big PlayStation Reveal

If there’s one thing that every Wheaton student needs from time to time, it’s a break. We all work endlessly to accomplish our myriad academic,…

Star Stuff (Issue 5)

Abram BuehnerOct 23, 2019
Star Stuff (Issue 5)

As it grows closer to Halloween and to the end of the semester, it can be daunting. So is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23…

Star Stuff (Issue 4)

Abram BuehnerOct 16, 2019
Star Stuff (Issue 4)

It’s midterm season and everything is falling apart but hey, so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Good for you.  Scorpio…

Men’s Soccer On a Winning Streak

Abram BuehnerOct 16, 2019

The past week has proven to be phenomenal for the Lyons! The Wheaton College men’s soccer team, who are currently ranked second in the conference,…

Wheaton Administration Begins “Week of Terror” on Campus

Abram BuehnerOct 16, 2019

*Writer’s note: The following article is a work of satire, please do not take any of it as truthful. Any specific people mentioned in any…