Will your horoscope be a trick or a treat?
Libra • Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
You’re a Reese’s Cup in a sea of Smarties.
Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Ghosting that person isn’t enough—you need to go full poltergeist.
Sagittarius • Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
This week you will be overtaken by a powerful, haunted spirit known as midterms.
Capricorn • Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
You’re like a haunted house: unexplained motion, bizarre noises, and a really weird vibe.
Aquarius • Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Leaving half-full cups around your room for days on end does is not considered “making witches brew”…
Pisces • Feb. 19 to March 20
Your weekend will make the Salem Witch Trials look tame.
Aries • March 21 to April 19
Conduct a séance to summon your long-lost excitement for day-to-day life.
Taurus • April 20 to May 20
You know there are skeletons in your closet, but have you checked under your bed?
Gemini • May 21 to June 20
FOMO is out and FOGO (Fear Of Ghostly Objects) is in.
Cancer • June 21 to July 22
Many hold their breath while passing cemeteries, but your crush holds their breath while passing you.
Leo • July 23 to Aug. 22
In a horror movie, you’d be that one really resourceful character who stays alive the longest.
Virgo • Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Rumor has it Jennifer Lawrence sensed a “strong, powerful Virgo energy” when she was filming on campus last fall.