Wire Article Archive

Every article The Wheaton Wire has published.


Masturbation Celebration!

Delaney BeaudoinApr 20, 2021

Whether you’re just discovering self-pleasure or consider yourself an expert, there’s always more to explore when it comes to masturbation. In the last issue of…

The Importance of A Sex-Positive & Inclusive Sex Education

Delaney BeaudoinApr 20, 2021

Although sex education varies from school to school and state to state, there always tends to be a lack of pleasure focus in the curriculum…

Horoscopes for the Week of 4/18-4/24

Delaney BeaudoinApr 19, 2021
Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Believe in yourself, you can lean on whatever higher power you want. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’re…

Wheaton Wire Wake Up

Delaney BeaudoinApr 16, 2021
The Wheaton Wire Wakeup News podcast by The Wire

As of Monday, the general public will have access to the vaccine in Massachusetts, even if you are not a resident of Mass, if you…

Horoscopes for the Week of 4/11-4/17

Kavita PremkumarApr 11, 2021
Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re hot and you know it. Bring that energy to what matters to you. Taurus (April 20 – May…

BREAKING NEWS: Norton voters elect Artz and Deveau to Select Board, reject charter change, and confirm tax hike to build new town facilities

Delaney BeaudoinApr 10, 2021

Norton voters today decided to reject a proposed change to the form of town government. Voters decided to keep the current town meeting structure by…

NASA Wright Brothers’ Moment: Interview with Jaakko Karras

Delaney BeaudoinApr 10, 2021
NASA's Ingenuity Helicopter

History is in the making! NASA is targeting Sunday, April 11, for the Ingenuity Mars helicopter’s first attempt at powered, controlled flight on another planet.

New Wheaton College President Announced! – The Series Continues

Delaney BeaudoinApr 7, 2021
Jennifer Lopez

The Wire is pleased to share that the search for Wheaton’s ninth president has reached a finalized decision! Are you ready for the big reveal?

Horoscopes for the Week of 4/13 – 4/20

Kavita PremkumarApr 7, 2021
Horoscopes

Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Speak up…

New Wheaton College President Announced!

Delaney BeaudoinApr 6, 2021
Christian Bale

The Wire is pleased to share that the search for Wheaton’s ninth president has reached a finalized decision! Are you ready for the big reveal?

Wheaton Wire Wake Up

Delaney BeaudoinApr 2, 2021
The Wheaton Wire Wakeup News podcast by The Wire

It’s time to wake up with The Wire! Modeled after the likes of Up First and The Daily, listen to our new weekly, early morning…

Wheaton’s 11th Annual WheaTalks Event

wheatonwireApr 2, 2021
Wheaton’s 11th Annual WheaTalks Event

Wheaton’s chapter of the Roosevelt Campus Network will be hosting the Eleventh Annual WheaTalks event on April 8 this year. WheaTalks is Wheaton’s annual TedTalk-like…

Self Love During COVID: A Quick Guide to Sex Toys

wheatonwireApr 2, 2021

It’s been a year since we all went home. With the pandemic still going, hookups put on hold are still not super safe. And what…

State of the College: What You Might Have Missed

Delaney BeaudoinApr 2, 2021
Wheaton College MA

This year’s State of the College panel discussion was created to give students a space into which they could bring up their concerns with Wheaton’s…

Tracy Wear ‘24 on Their Small Business Making Masks

wheatonwireApr 1, 2021
Tracy Wear ‘24 on Their Small Business Making Masks

Tracy Wear ‘24, a first-year majoring in Women and Gender Studies and Sociology, has a small business making masks. They first began to sell them…

Resolution from SGA in Response to the Podcast

wheatonwireApr 1, 2021

Dear Dean Irish, President Hanno, DEAL Co-Chairs: Stephanie Daniels, Shaya Gregory-Poku, and Raquel Ramos; and Title IX Coordinator Caraline Mulholland, We call upon you, members…