It’s midterm season and everything is falling apart but hey, so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Good for you. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Put the cash away. Give your bank account a nap. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Shhhhhh… No. No…shhhh. Capricorn | Dec. 22 […]
Smell the autumn wind? Hear the leaves rustling? October is here and so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 It is your time to shine baby! The ghosts howl your name on the equinox. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 52, 194 Sagittarius | Nov. 22 […]
We’re in full swing from classes to events, but it’s so easy to fall behind… The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Focus up! Time for an Elle woods worthy-study montage. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 I’m hungry, you? Let’s get lunch. […]
First weeks are gone, autumn is here with falling leaves, pumpkin spice and 80 degree weather. The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Sneaky aren’t you… you might have thought no one noticed you doing that… but I did. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to […]
I love tarot cards and doing readings, so for this issue, I want to give each sign a reading! Don’t @ me, this is for fun…. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Tarot Card: The Lovers Interpretation: Love is in the air! Embrace your relationships, whether that be romantic, platonic, or something in between! […]
Hello fellow students! The weather is getting warmer and I have a question for y’all: are you ready for BUGS?! Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Stranger Things! Season 3! Let’s get hyped, my fellow creepy ghoul busters! If you’ve never seen it, the universe demands that you do. Now, please, do yourself this […]
Gimme a minute, Billy Porter knocked me down with that perfect fashion moment. Here are some weird March holidays for you to celebrate. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 National Frozen Food Month – finally, I can celebrate Totino’s the way I’ve always wanted! Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 National Celery Month […]
Whoops, y’all. I went and became a senior? I’m graduating? When did that happen? Someone build a time machine please, take me back. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 You’re beautiful. Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Everyone desserts a cheesecake. Haha. Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 You look […]
Let’s give it up to weather for its outstanding performance thus far this semester. Tens across the board, it’s raining sunlight in 30 degrees and I’m living for it. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Later this week, you will be visited by three ghosts: Mrs.Past will come to you in the form of […]
Did you know Shaggy actually plucked the souls of his cast members from their bodies in Scooby Doo (2002)? It was only by his divine will that they were allowed to return. Heed this movie’s many warnings. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 I think I can hear the whispers of long-forgotten fuzzy socks […]