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Count your lucky stars volume five

Will your horoscope be a trick or a treat?

Libra  •  Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

You’re a Reese’s Cup in a sea of Smarties. 

Scorpio  •  Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Ghosting that person isn’t enough—you need to go full poltergeist.

Sagittarius   •  Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

This week you will be overtaken by a powerful, haunted spirit known as midterms.

Capricorn   •  Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

You’re like a haunted house: unexplained motion, bizarre noises, and a really weird vibe. 

Aquarius   •  Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Leaving half-full cups around your room for days on end does is not considered “making witches brew”…

Pisces   •  Feb. 19 to March 20

Your weekend will make the Salem Witch Trials look tame. 

Aries   •  March 21 to April 19

Conduct a séance to summon your long-lost excitement for day-to-day life. 

Taurus   •  April 20 to May 20

You know there are skeletons in your closet, but have you checked under your bed?

Gemini   •  May 21 to June 20

FOMO is out and FOGO (Fear Of Ghostly Objects) is in. 

Cancer   •  June 21 to July 22

Many hold their breath while passing cemeteries, but your crush holds their breath while passing you.

Leo   •  July 23 to Aug. 22

In a horror movie, you’d be that one really resourceful character who stays alive the longest. 

Virgo   •  Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Rumor has it Jennifer Lawrence sensed a “strong, powerful Virgo energy” when she was filming on campus last fall.