Count Your Lucky Stars Volume Six

We’re in the weird liminal space known as November.

Scorpio  •  Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Halloween may be over, but nothing is scarier than daylight savings time. Turn on all your lights.

Sagittarius   •  Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

Just because you’re in a huge rut right now doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. Just look at people in the Dimple. 

Capricorn   •  Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

You’re like the Wheaton swans of 2020-2021: sleek, majestic, and a fiend for a piece of bread. 

Aquarius   •  Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

This weekend will be just like a movie. Specifically Superbad, and you will be Jonah Hill. 

Pisces   •  Feb. 19 to March 20

Choose your walking-around-campus music wisely. You never know when someone could ask, “hey, what are you listening to?”.

Aries   •  March 21 to April 19

Please clean your water bottle, microbiology class already has a lab. 

Taurus   •  April 20 to May 20

There may be too few fish in the sea, but at least you weren’t born a turtle in Peacock Pond. 

Gemini   •  May 21 to June 20

Stop living for the weekend and start living for slow, contemplative walks around campus. 

Cancer   •  June 21 to July 22

It’s always “Chase Dining Hall this” and “Chase Dining Hall that”, never you chasing your hopes and dreams…

Leo   •  July 23 to Aug. 22

Become a walking stereotype of your major so that nobody has to ask.

Virgo   •  Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

On Friday there will be a sign. Don’t blow past it the same way you did with that stop sign. 

Libra  •  Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Therapy isn’t free but your favorite professor’s office hours are.