Aba Lypps ’21 ran for Student Government Association (SGA) on a whim, trading a campaign of memes and their sparkling, charismatic personality for the position.
Aba Lypps Wants You To Love Wheaton College Again
Discussing Tenure with Professor Werner
English Professor Winter Jade Werner has been granted tenure by the Wheaton College MA Tenure Board. This comes with a salary increase, as well as a title change, from ‘Assistant Professor’ to […]
Theater Design with Jordan Zimba
Stupid Fucking Bird drew attention from the moment it was chosen as the mainstage for the fall semester. How does Wheaton College even begin to advertise a play with a swear word […]
I Want to Believe in the Alien Research Club
Ever wondered if there is life beyond the stars? Ever seen something in the night sky you can’t quite explain? Now you can get even closer to the truth than ever before […]
Emily Gray: Art and Inspiration
Emily Gray ‘22 courts intention. Creativity weaves itself through her life, manifesting itself in the art she creates and the stories her art tells. She is constantly creating—curating playlists, writing poetry, constructing […]
Concerning Clowns and Stepdads
Please Payce, I have recently been the habit of perusing eBay for vintage clowns, and my watch list is full of clowns. How do I determine what clowns to buy, so I […]
Mental Health Services at Wheaton
On Oct. 9, WheAccess club hosted a meeting to discuss the counseling center and general access to mental health services for students on campus. During the meeting, similarities between personal stories shared […]
Unveiling New Anti-Mosquito Technology (A Satire Article)
*Writers note: The following article is a work of satire, please do not take any of it as truth. Any specific people mentioned in any of my articles were made aware of […]
Take a seat. An advice column
Dear Payce, I watch too many YouTube videos and I want to watch fewer. I always tell myself not to watch so many, but then I just click to the next one […]
It’s Good Radio: Artie Street Talks Radio
Artie Street ’21 is the creator of a podcast named Street Corner, a pun on his last name. The show is on Mondays from 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. “It’s a talk […]