Smell the autumn wind? Hear the leaves rustling? October is here and so is your horoscope.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
It is your time to shine baby! The ghosts howl your name on the equinox.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 52, 194
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
You look good today – new hair?
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Don’t let anyone bring you down today, literally.
Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18
Mercury is somehow still in retrograde. Grab some chocolate and push through.
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Why? Why! Why…
Aries | March 21 to April 19
Stop talking about Area 51. This is getting ridiculous.
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
It’s your turn to pay for drinks. Stop pretending it’s not.
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Instagram is a sinkhole, stop looking for answers in your ex’s feed.
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
I’m just spitballing here so take everything with a grain of salt.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Mysteries are everywhere… embrace it or perish.
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Sometimes a plan is more unhelpful than helpful.