Aries (March 21 – April 19) Don’t get stuck in other people’s drama, you have your own to worry about. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It is your season, baby. This is a great time to self-reflect! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Big emotions this week, take a deep breath. You’ll be okay. […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Believe in yourself, you can lean on whatever higher power you want. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’re allowed to want more for yourself, just don’t be a jerk about it. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Stop being so dramatic, it’s killing everyone’s vibe. Cancer (June 21 […]
Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Speak up or shut up. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It takes a while to figure it all out, but damn. Hurry up. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You know […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Something big is coming, be prepared. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You think your approach is always right because you’re always right, check yourself. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Just because we accept our limitations, doesn’t mean accepting them can get rid of the pain caused by […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) It’s okay to ask someone for help. We all need some support to restore our purpose. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Figuring out what matters to you can count as work. Let it be discipline! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) When you approach things in your way, […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) In situations, there is no one person to blame, take some responsibility and move on. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Just because you don’t have a destination, doesn’t mean the journey can’t feel right. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) It takes courage to put yourself out there, […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Take some time for imagining. Daydreams are your friend. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Focus on what you make this week, not money-wise. Money isn’t everything. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Putting yourself out there is a lot less intimidating when you feel supported. Cancer (June 21 […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Let’s figure it out this week, Aries. This is a good opportunity to figure out what things are worth putting all of your energy into. You already know what you bring to the table, but is that restaurant worth paying for? Look at the situation and how it benefits […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Does your space need a little sparkle, Aries? You could be in a mood to give your space a little upgrade this week. Your creative side will be in full bloom, so it really is a good time to do this. It is also a good time to kick […]
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Sometimes you have to go on an adventure to find what you’re looking for, Aries. You are on the right track. This is the time when small chances can become big and promising opportunities. Showcase your talents and strengths in a new way this week and learn more about […]