Gimme a minute, Billy Porter knocked me down with that perfect fashion moment. Here are some weird March holidays for you to celebrate.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
National Frozen Food Month – finally, I can celebrate Totino’s the way I’ve always wanted!
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
National Celery Month – gross.
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
The second week of March is National Bubbles Week! Heck yeah, my friends! Let’s get crazy with these bubbles!
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
March 1 is National Compliment Day!
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
March 3 is “If Pets Had Thumbs” Day!
Aries | March 21 to April 19
March 2 is “Old Stuff” Day – do we celebrate old stuff this day, or simply acknowledge the existence of the old stuff? Someone ask Marie Kondo, I’m dying to know what she wants me to do with my old stuff.
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
March 9 is apparently “Panic” Day but honestly, if these people who decide these had ever met a college undergrad they’d just make every day a panic day.
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
The tenth of March is “International Find a Pay Phone Booth” Day, which is crazy that these things are even in existence anymore. There’s one in Six Flags New England, and that is the only place I have ever seen one IRL.
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
March 14 is “Learn About Butterflies” Day! Here’s your first fact: some butterflies have been seen drinking blood from dead animals! Fun!
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
March 20 is “Extraterrestrial Abduction” Day and boy, am I excited! Can’t wait to live that Scooby-Doo Alien Invaders (2000) realness.
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
March 25 is BOTH “Waffle” Day and “Pecan” Day, so I expect any pecan waffles I plan on getting will be both free and abundant.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
March 28 is “National Weed Appreciation” Day, so… go hug some dandelions, maybe?