Dear Payce, I watch too many YouTube videos and I want to watch fewer. I always tell myself not to watch so many, but then I just click to the next one […]
Take a seat. An advice column
Is Water Wet?
Science is defined as the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment. Over the years, scientists […]
Newitts and a New Coach
While the men’s team’s autumn season came to a close earlier, the Wheaton women’s tennis team competed in the New England Women’s Intercollegiate Tennis Tournament on the weekend of Oct. 11. The […]
Is Dating Dead or Just Changing?
In a world of ever-changing technology and apps such as Tinder, is traditional dating strong enough to survive? When comparing the current dating climate to that of our parents, the landscape thirty […]
Big PlayStation Reveal
If there’s one thing that every Wheaton student needs from time to time, it’s a break. We all work endlessly to accomplish our myriad academic, athletic, and extracurricular goals as we jump […]
Star Stuff (Issue 5)
As it grows closer to Halloween and to the end of the semester, it can be daunting. So is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Oh damn…you went and […]
Star Stuff (Issue 4)
It’s midterm season and everything is falling apart but hey, so is your horoscope. Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Good for you. Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Put […]
Men’s Soccer On a Winning Streak
The past week has proven to be phenomenal for the Lyons! The Wheaton College men’s soccer team, who are currently ranked second in the conference, have been triumphant in all of their […]
Wheaton Administration Begins “Week of Terror” on Campus
*Writer’s note: The following article is a work of satire, please do not take any of it as truthful. Any specific people mentioned in any of my articles were made aware of […]
Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
There are many unanswered questions in today’s society. Some of these questions can really keep people up at night. Questions like, what is the meaning of life? Or, more importantly, is a […]