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Issue #6 April 4th, 2024 Volume LVI
Horoscopes for the Week of 4/11-4/17
Source: https://quotesgram.com/facebook-quotes-cancer-zodiac-signs/ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re hot and you know it. Bring that energy to what matters to you. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Feelings aren’t easy, you’re allowed to ask…
BREAKING NEWS: Norton voters elect Artz and Deveau to Select Board, reject charter change, and confirm tax hike to build…
Norton voters today decided to reject a proposed change to the form of town government. Voters decided to keep the current town meeting structure by a vote total of 1148 for and 1775 opposed. Voters also decided to confirm a $41…
NASA Wright Brothers’ Moment: Interview with Jaakko Karras
History is in the making! NASA is targeting Sunday, April 11 (now April 14), for the Ingenuity Mars helicopter’s first attempt at powered, controlled flight on another planet. Source: NASA The small but mighty helicopter arrived on Mars attached to the…
New Wheaton College President Announced! – The Series Continues
Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Dear Wheaton Community, The Wire is pleased to share that the search for Wheaton’s ninth president has reached a finalized decision! This has been…
Horoscopes for the Week of 4/13 – 4/20
Source: https://quotesgram.com/facebook-quotes-cancer-zodiac-signs/ Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Speak up or shut up. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It takes a while to…
New Wheaton College President Announced!
Warning: This article is written for the LIAR issue, a satirical issue printed annually by the Wire. Dear Wheaton Community, The Wire is pleased to share that the search for Wheaton’s ninth president has reached a finalized decision! This has been…
Wheaton Wire Wake Up
~ A Weekly Morning Podcast ~ It’s time to wake up with The Wire! Modeled after the likes of Up First and The Daily, listen to our new weekly, early morning podcast covering everything from campus-wide news stories to global, national,…
Wheaton’s 11th Annual WheaTalks Event
Wheaton’s chapter of the Roosevelt Campus Network will be hosting the Eleventh Annual WheaTalks event on April 8 this year. WheaTalks is Wheaton’s annual TedTalk-like event. Roosevelt @ Wheaton describes the event as their attempt to gather the most dynamic and…
Self Love During COVID: A Quick Guide to Sex Toys
It’s been a year since we all went home. With the pandemic still going, hookups put on hold are still not super safe. And what about those of us who aren’t really interested in sex with another person? With more time…
State of the College: What You Might Have Missed
Wheaton College MA | wheatoncollege.edu This year’s State of the College panel discussion was created to give students a space into which they could bring up their concerns with Wheaton’s administration and the state of the campus. On April 1, 2021,…