I promise these will be nicer than last week’s. Aries • March 21 to April 19 Let out your frustration. But please, keep it about 50 decibels below the sound of […]
Count Your Lucky Stars (4/13)
Horoscopes – Issue 10
The Punxatawney Phil of horoscopes: baseless, random and only correct 39% of the time. Pisces • Feb. 19 to March 20 Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it will lead […]
Count Your Lucky Stars 7
What’s your fate? Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 If you got through middle school, you can make it through the rest of this semester. College is just like middle school […]
Count Your Lucky Stars Volume Six
We’re in the weird liminal space known as November. Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Halloween may be over, but nothing is scarier than daylight savings time. Turn on all your […]
Count your lucky stars volume five
Will your horoscope be a trick or a treat? Libra • Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’re a Reese’s Cup in a sea of Smarties. Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 […]