I promise these will be nicer than last week’s.

Aries   •  March 21 to April 19

Let out your frustration. But please, keep it about 50 decibels below the sound of a standard vacuum cleaner.

Taurus   •  April 20 to May 20

Never underestimate the power of simply walking away. Gather your belongings, put in your AirPods, and hightail it out of there. 

Gemini   •  May 21 to June 20

The transition from your weekend self to your week-day self is giving everyone whiplash. 

Cancer   •  June 21 to July 22

It’s that time in the semester when you need to just let loose—walk aimlessly around campus, talk to strangers, experiment with napping. 

Leo   •  July 23 to Aug. 22

This week may feel like you’re being violently thrown off a mechanical bull. But saddle up, it’s only four more weeks until finals. 

Virgo   •  Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

The stars think it’s time to stop skirting around the issue. Tell the person who keeps sitting in your unofficial assigned seat how you really feel. 

Libra  •  Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

If you need to be humbled, remember you’re an inside joke among some friend groups. 

Scorpio  •  Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Approach this week with the confidence of a campus safety officer shutting down a small outdoor gathering.

Sagittarius   •  Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

Sun’s out, guns out! No, but actually, how are you so ripped?

Capricorn   •  Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Stop pretending you actually do work outside. Your laptop is basically a paperweight at this point.

Aquarius   •  Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Sometimes you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. For example, thinking a 7-page paper is long.

Pisces   •  Feb. 19 to March 20

Cry in public. It’s new and exciting.