What’s your fate?

Scorpio  •  Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

If you got through middle school, you can make it through the rest of this semester. College is just like middle school for adults, anyway. 

Sagittarius   •  Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

People think it’s the air pressure causing so much extreme weather in southeastern Massachusetts. But really, Mother Nature saw you from across the room and really liked your vibe.  

Capricorn   •  Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Start following your intuition on whether or not Chase will have tortellini. 

Aquarius   •  Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Protect your heart with the persistence of the caution tape surrounding that tree in the Dimple. 

Pisces   •  Feb. 19 to March 20

Unresolved heartbreak will make an appearance this week. “Red (Taylor’s Version)” is the antidote. 

Aries   •  March 21 to April 19

Normalize saying “it’s been a week” when it’s only Wednesday. 

Taurus   •  April 20 to May 20

Someone else may be in their DMs, but you’re piggybacking off of their comments in class. 

Gemini   •  May 21 to June 20

You’ve unlocked a part of your mind most people don’t utilize. Now use it to figure out why someone is always screaming on Upper Campus. 

Cancer   •  June 21 to July 22

If you don’t stop and smell the pond every once in a while, life will pass you by. 

Leo   •  July 23 to Aug. 22

Your Sunday might be a horror movie but at least your year is a coming of age film. 

Virgo   •  Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Winter is coming. You need to start gathering freeloaded streaming service logins with the same urgency the Wheaton squirrels are gathering nuts. 

Libra  •  Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Chase coffee is almost tolerable when you get Rockbot to play boomer relaxation music.