What’s your fate?
Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
If you got through middle school, you can make it through the rest of this semester. College is just like middle school for adults, anyway.
Sagittarius • Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
People think it’s the air pressure causing so much extreme weather in southeastern Massachusetts. But really, Mother Nature saw you from across the room and really liked your vibe.
Capricorn • Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Start following your intuition on whether or not Chase will have tortellini.
Aquarius • Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Protect your heart with the persistence of the caution tape surrounding that tree in the Dimple.
Pisces • Feb. 19 to March 20
Unresolved heartbreak will make an appearance this week. “Red (Taylor’s Version)” is the antidote.
Aries • March 21 to April 19
Normalize saying “it’s been a week” when it’s only Wednesday.
Taurus • April 20 to May 20
Someone else may be in their DMs, but you’re piggybacking off of their comments in class.
Gemini • May 21 to June 20
You’ve unlocked a part of your mind most people don’t utilize. Now use it to figure out why someone is always screaming on Upper Campus.
Cancer • June 21 to July 22
If you don’t stop and smell the pond every once in a while, life will pass you by.
Leo • July 23 to Aug. 22
Your Sunday might be a horror movie but at least your year is a coming of age film.
Virgo • Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Winter is coming. You need to start gathering freeloaded streaming service logins with the same urgency the Wheaton squirrels are gathering nuts.
Libra • Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Chase coffee is almost tolerable when you get Rockbot to play boomer relaxation music.