We’re in the weird liminal space known as November.
Scorpio • Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Halloween may be over, but nothing is scarier than daylight savings time. Turn on all your lights.
Sagittarius • Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Just because you’re in a huge rut right now doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. Just look at people in the Dimple.
Capricorn • Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
You’re like the Wheaton swans of 2020-2021: sleek, majestic, and a fiend for a piece of bread.
Aquarius • Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
This weekend will be just like a movie. Specifically Superbad, and you will be Jonah Hill.
Pisces • Feb. 19 to March 20
Choose your walking-around-campus music wisely. You never know when someone could ask, “hey, what are you listening to?”.
Aries • March 21 to April 19
Please clean your water bottle, microbiology class already has a lab.
Taurus • April 20 to May 20
There may be too few fish in the sea, but at least you weren’t born a turtle in Peacock Pond.
Gemini • May 21 to June 20
Stop living for the weekend and start living for slow, contemplative walks around campus.
Cancer • June 21 to July 22
It’s always “Chase Dining Hall this” and “Chase Dining Hall that”, never you chasing your hopes and dreams…
Leo • July 23 to Aug. 22
Become a walking stereotype of your major so that nobody has to ask.
Virgo • Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
On Friday there will be a sign. Don’t blow past it the same way you did with that stop sign.
Libra • Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Therapy isn’t free but your favorite professor’s office hours are.