Star Stuff (Issue 5)

As it grows closer to Halloween and to the end of the semester, it can be daunting. So is your horoscope.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Oh damn…you went and did that. Nice.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Hold me back bro. Hold me back!

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

The typography of rivers…enough said.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

There is a new jacket in your future…let’s aim for jean – not straight jacket vibes. 

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

Stop torturing yourself. It’s done. Move forward and never look back.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 

Bees…you really need to watch out for bees. 

Aries | March 21 to April 19 

Putting too much pressure on anything can be risky. Like that bagel, seriously you need to be lighter with the knife.

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

 Closer…closer….TOO CLOSE BACK UP.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

Choose your battles wisely…and by that I mean you won’t win against that squirrel.  Let it go.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

Your brain is so wrinkly…and so fascinating.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

You know, you’re right, but like not in a good way.

Lucky numbers: None. Math is not your strong suit.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Stop it. That is so distracting! Why don’t you understand that?