As it grows closer to Halloween and to the end of the semester, it can be daunting. So is your horoscope.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Oh damn…you went and did that. Nice.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Hold me back bro. Hold me back!
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
The typography of rivers…enough said.
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
There is a new jacket in your future…let’s aim for jean – not straight jacket vibes.
Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18
Stop torturing yourself. It’s done. Move forward and never look back.
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Bees…you really need to watch out for bees.
Aries | March 21 to April 19
Putting too much pressure on anything can be risky. Like that bagel, seriously you need to be lighter with the knife.
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
Closer…closer….TOO CLOSE BACK UP.
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Choose your battles wisely…and by that I mean you won’t win against that squirrel. Let it go.
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Your brain is so wrinkly…and so fascinating.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
You know, you’re right, but like not in a good way.
Lucky numbers: None. Math is not your strong suit.
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Stop it. That is so distracting! Why don’t you understand that?