We’re in full swing from classes to events, but it’s so easy to fall behind… The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Focus up! Time for an Elle woods worthy-study montage.
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
I’m hungry, you? Let’s get lunch. And dinner.
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Sometimes paranoia isn’t wrong.
Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 20
Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18
It’s that time of year to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into pumpkin spice lattes. Embrace it.
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Go fish! Get it..?..because…ah..fine, you’re killing it this year, stop worrying.
Aries | March 21 to April 19
We both know sometimes you can be a bit nitpicky – try a week of positivity.
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
Your jam this week is “Good as Hell” by Lizzo. Spin it on repeat.
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Call your mom and tell her what you need to say.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Leo, huney, I need you to breathe and channel Jonathan Van Ness – Okey?
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Mercury is up to some shit. It’s gonna be a weird week.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Oh, um, you’re doing great, sweetie.