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Star Stuff (Issue 2)

By Magdalene McCaffrey on September 25, 2019

We’re in full swing from classes to events, but it’s so easy to fall behind… The one thing you can depend on for stability? Your horoscope.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Focus up! Time for an Elle woods worthy-study montage.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

I’m hungry, you? Let’s get lunch. And dinner.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Sometimes paranoia isn’t wrong.

Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 20

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

It’s that time of year to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into pumpkin spice lattes. Embrace it.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 

Go fish! Get it..?..because…ah..fine, you’re killing it this year, stop worrying.

Aries | March 21 to April 19 

We both know sometimes you can be a bit nitpicky – try a week of positivity. 

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Your jam this week is “Good as Hell” by Lizzo. Spin it on repeat.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

Call your mom and tell her what you need to say.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

Leo, huney, I need you to breathe and channel Jonathan Van Ness – Okey?

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Mercury is up to some shit. It’s gonna be a weird week.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Oh, um, you’re doing great, sweetie.

Categories: Astrology

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