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Just Star Stuff (Issue 11)

By Angela Hyde on April 7, 2019

Hello fellow students! The weather is getting warmer and I have a question for y’all: are you ready for BUGS?!

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Stranger Things! Season 3! Let’s get hyped, my fellow creepy ghoul busters! If you’ve never seen it, the universe demands that you do. Now, please, do yourself this favor.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

Sometimes the sky can be beautiful. Sit in your room, on a bench outside, or just by a window and enjoy the sky. It is never the same as it was yesterday, and that is amazing.  

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

     As I get older one of the biggest lessons I’ve learned has been: get comfortable with dumping friends. Not even dumping, just growing and evolving out of the relationship. Don’t hold yourself back, and don’t hold old friends back. People change, and you should never feel guilty about growing.

Aquarius | Jan 20 to Feb. 18

    Let’s all clap for the beauty that are the new swans that live on Peacock Pond! I really hope they don’t eat the ducks, and don’t attack anyone during Spring Weekend festivities. Leave them swans alone, y’all.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

     Don’t go through life waiting for the day the Fab Five come remake your life on the umpteenth season of Queer Eye. Makeover your own life!!! You can do it and the people who love you can help!

Aries | March 21 to April 19

   Let the changing of the seasons be a mark for new growth and renewed spirit. Make a spring-time resolution that is achievable! Finish your coloring book, write a new poem, try a new look. Just take the time to make yourself feel great!

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Go watch “Love+Death+Robots” on Netflix! Now! It’s so good! And read the review of it in this here paper – shameless plug.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    HONEY! How dare you be so beautiful!

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

     Imagine me clapping between these words: YOU ARE A STAR. Don’t forget it.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Someone somewhere loves you, wants you to love yourself, and will always believe in you. Write that into your brain, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

     Turn up your music the highest it can go on whatever speakers you have, and dance your heart out. Move in whatever way your instincts carry you. Let everything out.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

     Go succeed today. I know you can.

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