Horoscope signs. Photo from www.pavitrajyotish.com

Aries; March 21 – April 19

Your Vine Quote:

“I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger”

Taurus; April 20 – May 20

Your Vine Quote:

“Hurry, we’re going to be late for school!”
“Bro chill I don’t know why you’re in such a big time rush”

Gemini; May 21 – June 22

Your Vine Quote:

“WeLL wHeN LiFe GiVEs YoU LEmoNS!?”

Cancer; June 21 – July 22

Your Vine Quote:

“Roses are red, violets are blue, why did you leave me Karen wha-what did I do?”

Leo; July 23 – August 22

Your Vine Quote:

“Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called *wheeze* fre-sha-voca-do”

Virgo; August 23 – Sept. 22

Your Vine Quote:

“It is Wednesday my dudes – aaaAhhHHHHHHHH!!”

Libra; Sept. 23 – October 22

Your Vine Quote:

“BRAH first of all I look good in this shirt, second of all I look good in this shirt and third of all I look good in this shirt, so don’t tell me I don’t look good in this shirt!

Scorpio; Oct. 23 – Nov 22

Your Vine Quote:

“‘Road work ahead?’ Uh, YEAH I sure hope it does!”

Sagittarius; Nov. 22 – Dec. 22

Your Vine Quote:

“You just gunna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”

Capricorn; Dec. 22 – Jan 20

Your Vine Quote:

“I’m JOHN CENA!”

*recorders in nose*

Aquarius; Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Your Vine Quote:

“AH- stopp, I could’a dropped my croissant!”

Pisces; Feb. 18 – Mar. 20

Your Vine Quote:

“What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read”