Aries; March 21 – April 19
Your Vine Quote:
“I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger”
Taurus; April 20 – May 20
Your Vine Quote:
“Hurry, we’re going to be late for school!”
“Bro chill I don’t know why you’re in such a big time rush”
Gemini; May 21 – June 22
Your Vine Quote:
“WeLL wHeN LiFe GiVEs YoU LEmoNS!?”
Cancer; June 21 – July 22
Your Vine Quote:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, why did you leave me Karen wha-what did I do?”
Leo; July 23 – August 22
Your Vine Quote:
“Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called *wheeze* fre-sha-voca-do”
Virgo; August 23 – Sept. 22
Your Vine Quote:
“It is Wednesday my dudes – aaaAhhHHHHHHHH!!”
Libra; Sept. 23 – October 22
Your Vine Quote:
“BRAH first of all I look good in this shirt, second of all I look good in this shirt and third of all I look good in this shirt, so don’t tell me I don’t look good in this shirt!
Scorpio; Oct. 23 – Nov 22
Your Vine Quote:
“‘Road work ahead?’ Uh, YEAH I sure hope it does!”
Sagittarius; Nov. 22 – Dec. 22
Your Vine Quote:
“You just gunna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
Capricorn; Dec. 22 – Jan 20
Your Vine Quote:
“I’m JOHN CENA!”
*recorders in nose*
Aquarius; Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your Vine Quote:
“AH- stopp, I could’a dropped my croissant!”
Pisces; Feb. 18 – Mar. 20
Your Vine Quote:
“What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read”